If you had one wish....

[Andre]

Yeah, the I will have one million wishes trick.

It would be interesting to live this life once again with the hindsight. Knowing outcomes and whats coming would cover a lot of bases.

[Kev]

My first wish would be to have total and absolute control of life and the universe and everything in it until such a time when I wanted to relinquish it.

My second wish would be for the lamp to destroy itself lest it fall into enemy hands or mess up my own plans.

My final wish would be to have a rewind/restore button in case I fucked things up and needed the lamp to start over again

[Nameless]

I'd go much simpler than you all:

I'dwish to have the same power as the genius to grant wishes and that I could grant them to myself too if i'd wish but without the limitations he might have and/or being confined in a lamp/whatever device and that this power to grant wishes wouldn't cause me any kind of undesired effects.

Money, health, reset button, solving any problems I find relevant in one click

[Kev]

I'd go much simpler than you all:

I'dwish to have the same power as the genius to grant wishes and that I could grant them to myself too if i'd wish but without the limitations he might have and/or being confined in a lamp/whatever device and that this power to grant wishes wouldn't cause me any kind of undesired effects.

Money, health, reset button, solving any problems I find relevant in one click

Your plan is pretty much exactly the same as mine directly above, minus the humour

[Andre]

Yep we all wished for more of the same.

[Nameless]

I'd go much simpler than you all:

I'dwish to have the same power as the genius to grant wishes and that I could grant them to myself too if i'd wish but without the limitations he might have and/or being confined in a lamp/whatever device and that this power to grant wishes wouldn't cause me any kind of undesired effects.

Money, health, reset button, solving any problems I find relevant in one click

Your plan is pretty much exactly the same as mine directly above, minus the humour

Except that the way you did phrase it, yours did require 3 wishes, mine onle one Still, I'd grant you a few wishes Mr Baggins.

[InTheNeutralCorner]

My first wish would be to have total and absolute control of life and the universe and everything in it until such a time when I wanted to relinquish it.

My second wish would be for the lamp to destroy itself lest it fall into enemy hands or mess up my own plans.

My final wish would be to have a rewind/restore button in case I fucked things up and needed the lamp to start over again

After the lamp gets destroyed in your second wish, the genie cease to exist hence you won't be able to get your third wish.

My wish if for invincibility with the ability to control everybody.

Now, I'll have to try if my wish had been granted. Everyone, send money to my home.

[BIG H]

I'm not exactly sure of my wish, but it would involve my Tongue and Britney Spears' ass hole - and probably after she'd been jogging

[Spicoli]

I'm not exactly sure of my wish, but it would involve my Tongue and Britney Spears' ass hole - and probably after she'd been jogging

Cheesy fries & chlorofome says you can save that wish.

[Dave Hughey]

My first wish would be to have total and absolute control of life and the universe and everything in it until such a time when I wanted to relinquish it.

My second wish would be for the lamp to destroy itself lest it fall into enemy hands or mess up my own plans.

My final wish would be to have a rewind/restore button in case I fucked things up and needed the lamp to start over again

Bilbo, you are nuts! I hope you never are blessed with a genie. I think that after about 1 minute of being in total control, things would be so "fucked...up" you wouldn't be able to push the rewind/restore button to start all over again. Do you know enough about microbes to control their reproduction rates? Let alone how the cells in a human body (like your own) need to function for us to survive? Whoa. God protect us from Bilbo! LOL

[ono]

My first wish would be to have total and absolute control of life and the universe and everything in it until such a time when I wanted to relinquish it.

My second wish would be for the lamp to destroy itself lest it fall into enemy hands or mess up my own plans.

My final wish would be to have a rewind/restore button in case I fucked things up and needed the lamp to start over again

Haha, he gets three wishes....

Does he want an orgy with a group of super models?

Does he want Unlimited Money?

Does he want to have Brad Pitt style good looks with a Rocky like physique?

No, he wants to be Adam Sandler from Click.

[Boxer4life]

my wish would be to know everything

[InTheNeutralCorner]

If anyone would want to be able to use what they wished for, then I believe that they should first ask for invincibility (not immortality because there are some significant drawbacks to being immortal and it's not good). If not, they might be involved in an accident (like be hit by lightning or a huge meteorite) the moment they got their wish.

[Gandalf]

I would not ask for immortality as that is boring. I would just ask to kill Bilbo and then watch The Lion King.

[InTheNeutralCorner]

I would not ask for immortality as that is boring. I would just ask to kill Bilbo and then watch The Lion King.

..... that may not happen because he had wished for absolute control of life and the universe. And he won't allow you to watch The Lion King .......... The Little Mermaid, maybe.