I kinda need advice. Bad times.

[Kev]

Just to clear things up a little, yes I'm very ashamed that I think this girl is stunning and no there is not a chance in hell that I would act on it. Yes I just needed to get it off my chest because it was eating at me a little (quite a lot actually) and no I don't want it to continue, nor do i enjoy it, yes i feel a bit better for posting here but no I still am not sure how to deal with this girl and nip it in the bud. If anything I just don't want the attention.

I'm not a plank, I'm not just a bus driver and i'm not being 'teased'.

Bil and Missy your help here is not required, thank you.

Hmm to me this is the issue you have. Plain weird.

In all seriousness, if there is no chance of you acting on it, what is the problem in a hot girl having a crush on you?

I'm sure even Missy will agree with me on this. It's nice to be flirted with. Just look at it as a harmless validation of your appeal. It's cool man.

[superheavyrhun]

It just occurred to me that there may be an alternative solution to this problem.

- Next time she's on the bus, quietly make a heinously inappropriate comment that will shock and appal her.
- She'll make a complaint, but nobody will have heard anything, so there's no evidence that you did anything wrong.
- You get transferred onto another bus route, never see her again. Problem solved.

[Kev]

It just occurred to me that there may be an alternative solution to this problem.

- Next time she's on the bus, quietly make a heinously inappropriate comment that will shock and appal her.
- She'll make a complaint, but nobody will have heard anything, so there's no evidence that you did anything wrong.
- You get transferred onto another bus route, never see her again. Problem solved.

haha and he thinks my advice is bad

[superheavyrhun]

It just occurred to me that there may be an alternative solution to this problem.

- Next time she's on the bus, quietly make a heinously inappropriate comment that will shock and appal her.
- She'll make a complaint, but nobody will have heard anything, so there's no evidence that you did anything wrong.
- You get transferred onto another bus route, never see her again. Problem solved.

haha and he thinks my advice is bad

And rightly so. My plan is guaranteed to work, and would very quickly have him moved to another bus route. It might be the one going to the prison, but its better than having to look at fit birds every day.

[Kev]

It just occurred to me that there may be an alternative solution to this problem.

- Next time she's on the bus, quietly make a heinously inappropriate comment that will shock and appal her.
- She'll make a complaint, but nobody will have heard anything, so there's no evidence that you did anything wrong.
- You get transferred onto another bus route, never see her again. Problem solved.

haha and he thinks my advice is bad

And rightly so. My plan is guaranteed to work, and would very quickly have him moved to another bus route. It might be the one going to the prison, but its better than having to look at fit birds every day.

Yeah, I'm still a bit perplexed as to what actually his problem is

"Oh no a really hot girl likes me and smiles at me on the bus, help me!"

My advice is actually the most sensible. Just enjoy the attention. Don't encourage it, but don't flaggellate yourself over it either. Let it be a little bit of validation and a nice ego boost. I highly doubt the girl will try anything, she is only 17 after all. It's just a harmless crush.

To be honest, I'm just a bit annoyed he specifically requested I didn't post in the thread, rather hurt my feelings.

[superheavyrhun]

Fortunately Bilbo, you're not the kind of guy to actually pay attention to such a request, as he will have your advice if he likes it or not!

Personally it's a problem I'd love to have.

[Kev]

Fortunately Bilbo, you're not the kind of guy to actually pay attention to such a request, as he will have your advice if he likes it or not!

Personally it's a problem I'd love to have.

He just gone made it worse for himself with that request.

But you are completely right. Imagine the alternative scenario. You're a young guy working a school run, packed full of schoolgirls and none of them find you attractive. That would fucking suck, like every day going to work and being reminded how totally unnappealing you are to hot girls.

He's totally looking at this the wrong way.

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

okay so the problem is basically this: Teenagers Girls talk - They talk almost as much as old women, infact they probably do speak more because all though they're not talking for half as long as old old women they fuckin speak three times as fast!

I mean, my fear is that I become that guy that ALL the girls are looking at... If for any reason then just because they wanna know who I am... SERIOUSLY! I'm just paranoid that I'm gonna arrive to a yard full of sniggering mouths, suspicious eyes and pointing fingers when really I just want to be low key. Nothing even happene today though so I guess i've just gotta man up and try to ride the parra train... It's almost like... Actually no IT IS like i have a guilty conscience already (probably because she is very attractive and I was complete head-spun by her).

You know that really odd thing is that I really haven't thought about my wife and kid through this pissy episode, but then I think thats because I'm more concerned with my job than our relationship which in turn is probably because I know I aint ever cheating on them.

I dunno... Maybe I should just relax and stop over thinking... I must sound crazy but Teenage girls man... I just about remember those beasts, they are trouble!!

[BIG H]

I think you should try and finger her

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

A decade ago I would gave her minge a snog

[superheavyrhun]

A decade ago I would gave her minge a snog

She would have been seven years old dude....you are one sick twisted perv if ever there was one. I'm sure folk like you have no shame, but you should definitely be ashamed!

[Kev]

A decade ago I would gave her minge a snog

She would have been seven years old dude....you are one sick twisted perv if ever there was one. I'm sure folk like you have no shame, but you should definitely be ashamed!

hahaha I think JB should take over my mantle as the forum perv henceforth.

At least the girls I lust over are 19.

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

does anyone actually get where I'm coming from

Please someone relay back to me what they think I'm on about. Read it back to me will you?

[Kev]

does anyone actually get where I'm coming from

Please someone relay back to me what they think I'm on about. Read it back to me will you?

This is my take.

You are involved in a school run, bunch of loud, flirtatious, girls. One of them has taken an interest in you, a few comments here and there, maybe says something in front of her friends and you have panicked a bit because a) you are maybe feeling a little shy, a guy alone surrounded by a bunch of young girls and you're worrying a bit about what they may say and do, and b) you really fancy this particular girl and you're suffering a mixture of guilt, excitement and nerves...

But what you have to remember are the following.

1) Every guy likes to look at 17-21 year old girls. It's totally natural for you to fancy her, hell I'd fancy every girl on the bus.

2) It's totally natural for young girls to flirt a little bit with older guys, it doesn't mean anything, and it certainly doesn't mean she has any intention of molesting you on the bus or dragging you into a cupboard. She's probably just interested in the innocent flirting, and would be horrified if you made an actual move on her, a girl can be fun and flirtatious without being a slut, God who knew eh

3) It's a good thing. If an older, but still youngish male was driving a bus packed with young girls and none of them showed any interest or said anything it would mean he must a total minger as every normal looking guy would get a few comments, as girls in a group like to flirt, just as guys do.

4) Nothing actually has to happen. Just because a girl smiles at you, or gives you a wink etc doesn't mean any clothes are about to come off or any fluids are about to be exchanged on the back seat. It's just a totally harmless flirt and it would be a miserable life if you had to go through it without every experiencing it.

5) I would just enjoy it. You don't have to flirt back or make it sexual or innapropriate. But you can certainly smile about it and feel good that a pretty young girl has noticed you. When Lois told me I smelled nice a couple days ago it made the rest of my day. Do I expect her to knock on my door and present herself to me because of this? Fuck, if only life was that good! She has probably forgotten all about it by now and complimented a half dozen more guys since she last saw me and were I to turn up at her door I imagine she would be downright frightened. But it doesn't stop me liking the compliment, or fancying her like mad and secretly viewing her facebook pics

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Facebook pics. Now there's a thought...