If you had one wish....

[Dave Hughey]

My first wish would be to have total and absolute control of life and the universe and everything in it until such a time when I wanted to relinquish it.

My second wish would be for the lamp to destroy itself lest it fall into enemy hands or mess up my own plans.

My final wish would be to have a rewind/restore button in case I fucked things up and needed the lamp to start over again

Bilbo, you are nuts! I hope you never are blessed with a genie. I think that after about 1 minute of being in total control, things would be so "fucked...up" you wouldn't be able to push the rewind/restore button to start all over again. Do you know enough about microbes to control their reproduction rates? Let alone how the cells in a human body (like your own) need to function for us to survive? Whoa. God protect us from Bilbo! LOL