People who are impossible to understand

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Pardon

[ono]

Pardon

What?

[Howlin Mad Missy]

just ask them to slow down & either lie and say the line is very poor and you can't hear them properly or just say they're talking very quickly and they're hard to understand. Simples.

[boozeboxer]

Whenever a telemarketer calls the house, I always respond by "he/she just passed away."

[J_C]

How many times can you say excuse me to someone when you have no idea what theyve said? This happens quite often in Indian restauarants to me. I reckon after you say excuse me for the 2nd time thats it and you just have to reply yes or no to whatever they said the 3rd time and hope it was the right answer.

[Andre]

How many times can you say excuse me to someone when you have no idea what theyve said? This happens quite often in Indian restauarants to me. I reckon after you say excuse me for the 2nd time thats it and you just have to reply yes or no to whatever they said the 3rd time and hope it was the right answer.

Nah, fuk that you could end up with a new boyfriend one day.

[Andre]

Whenever a telemarketer calls the house, I always respond by "he/she just passed away."

Thats really good, would get them on the back foot right away.

For charities I say, we give a lot to many different charities, but we choose who and when we do it, at the moment its ......

Moblie phone or other services i say Im sorry we just signed a 24 month contract with .. (their opposition). They say "Oh a contract" and they know its unbreakable or at your loss, so they leave.