Question for the married men: What are the pros and cons of being married?

[Mark TKO]

communication, is important when deciding who comes first.
laughter, to keep the relationship alive.
time for each other away from children and other people.
tenderness so you get a free feel without getting arrested or slapped.
common interests, preferably porn.
listen, to them and agree with what they say.
children, brings you closer having them
caring for each other when ill.
time out from each other, if you want to want to watch porn yourself.
make up at end of the day, best bit.

gay bastard

[Master]

communication, is important when deciding who comes first.
laughter, to keep the relationship alive.
time for each other away from children and other people.
tenderness so you get a free feel without getting arrested or slapped.
common interests, preferably porn.
listen, to them and agree with what they say.
children, brings you closer having them
caring for each other when ill.
time out from each other, if you want to want to watch porn yourself.
make up at end of the day, best bit.

gay bastard

Which is why Mark TKO is jelous, bitter and single.