I kinda need advice. Bad times.

[Kev]

I really regret ever thinking that a bunch of cunts could ever offer genuine advice. I hope all your children get spinal biffida... Or whatever Bilbo had. Cunts.

I started reading this thread and though "fuck it...i wanna skip right to the end"...then started reading backwards. The quote above is priceless...wtf? Snap words written from a bus driver on the edge!....would not surprise me if he sits at home re-enacting the 'yoo talkin to me!" scene from Taxi Driver.

In all seriousness...what an amusing thread! hahaha

It's truly Saddo gold, made all the more so coming from such an unlikely source. I hope we get more surprises, Killersheep getting his sister in law pregnant, Jaz Merkin driving through a house drunk or maybe Bzkfn killing a man over ginger taunts.