Quote Originally Posted by boozeboxer View Post
Whenever a telemarketer calls the house, I always respond by "he/she just passed away."
Thats really good, would get them on the back foot right away.

For charities I say, we give a lot to many different charities, but we choose who and when we do it, at the moment its ......

Moblie phone or other services i say Im sorry we just signed a 24 month contract with .. (their opposition). They say "Oh a contract" and they know its unbreakable or at your loss, so they leave.