Some Days I Hate Being Involved In Boxing

[ono]

Long story long,I go get my kid from the bust stop,he wants to go over to the neighbors house. No biggy.
So we drop off his book bag and head over
What I didnt realize is this wanna be tough guy had been drinking all day.
Guys 53 and practically crippled
So he decides he wants to get in to a tough guy pissing match with me,with my kid in the house.
First he shows me his 44, and points out its loaded,doing a full spin on it twice.
Then he tries to talk me down with all his tough guy tales,now keep in mind Ive spent quite a few nights in the Roundhouse,so Im not impressed.
Then he starts making noises like he could kick my ass,and I politely tell him,son I can drop you where you stand right now.
He flips
Now keep in mind he's been trying to get this going since I walked in the door,and my son is in his house.
Now I try to calmly talk to him,and that just makes him angrier,keeping in mind,I could have dropped his slipper wearing ass at will.
And as I sit here right now,Id love to go over there and deck his ass just for being a drunken asshole,but I cant,because even though he started it,if I finish it,guess who gets in trouble.

The black guy?

[superheavyrhun]

Definitely an oldie but a goodie, and one I missed out on first time round. I'm not sure if I've every mentioned to anyone, but I played secondary school rugby, and once scored four tries in one game...

[OumaFan]

How did I not post in this thread? I posted in all of TM's threads.

[Memphis]

How did I not post in this thread? I posted in all of TM's threads.

I was thinking the same. I kept myself entertained for months poking TM with a stick about his boxing/wife/being a nutter.

[X]

I walked out of my front door this morning, and a bird had shat on my car.

It's times like that that I just hate being involved in boxing. I mean, I could have fucked that bird up with a Ninja death move, but I would have spent a while with my skinny cracked ass in a goddamn slammer. I mean, if a bird comes up to me packing heat, my training would just take over and I am a MOTHERFUCKING MONSTOR FOR MY WEIGHT after all.

The murdering paedo rapist next door is also rather annoying, but he does babysit my son, so I am not going to do anything irresponsible there (!).

[ono]

Definitely an oldie but a goodie, and one I missed out on first time round. I'm not sure if I've every mentioned to anyone, but I played secondary school rugby, and once scored four tries in one game...

Start your own thread you hijacking bastard

[superheavyrhun]

Definitely an oldie but a goodie, and one I missed out on first time round. I'm not sure if I've every mentioned to anyone, but I played secondary school rugby, and once scored four tries in one game...

Start your own thread you hijacking bastard

Look you drunk cripple....

[CFH]

Definitely an oldie but a goodie, and one I missed out on first time round. I'm not sure if I've every mentioned to anyone, but I played secondary school rugby, and once scored four tries in one game...

At Polk High?

[boozeboxer]

Definitely an oldie but a goodie, and one I missed out on first time round. I'm not sure if I've every mentioned to anyone, but I played secondary school rugby, and once scored four tries in one game...

At Polk High?

Love the Al Bundy reference!