Quote Originally Posted by Trainer Monkey View Post
Long story long,I go get my kid from the bust stop,he wants to go over to the neighbors house. No biggy.
So we drop off his book bag and head over
What I didnt realize is this wanna be tough guy had been drinking all day.
Guys 53 and practically crippled
So he decides he wants to get in to a tough guy pissing match with me,with my kid in the house.
First he shows me his 44, and points out its loaded,doing a full spin on it twice.
Then he tries to talk me down with all his tough guy tales,now keep in mind Ive spent quite a few nights in the Roundhouse,so Im not impressed.
Then he starts making noises like he could kick my ass,and I politely tell him,son I can drop you where you stand right now.
He flips
Now keep in mind he's been trying to get this going since I walked in the door,and my son is in his house.
Now I try to calmly talk to him,and that just makes him angrier,keeping in mind,I could have dropped his slipper wearing ass at will.
And as I sit here right now,Id love to go over there and deck his ass just for being a drunken asshole,but I cant,because even though he started it,if I finish it,guess who gets in trouble.
The black guy?