On weekdays I am a very well behaved boy. I settle down with a book at 8pm and typically go to bed before 10:30pm in preparation for my early starts.

I did the same thing last night and as far as I can gather I was out for the count by 10:40. However, this is where my 'retarded people' story really begins. I was far away in the land of nod, but into my head came this weird beeping sound. I tried to ignore it and settle back into my sleep but it repeated. It was my bloody phone and someone had sent me a text.

Sleepily I read it and it read as follows: "My name is ....... and I'm in the Monday 9am class. I want to check my mid term score. I went to your office today at 2pm, but you were not present".

Now this person is retarded for a number of reasons:
1) She does not seem to realize how to check her score online despite us drawing into the final quarter of the year.

2) This person went to my office on a Wednesday despite me telling them every week that I am only in my office on Mondays and Tuesdays.

3) This person waited until 11:30pm to send me a fucking message asking to know her fucking test result! Who sends their Prof. a text message at nearly fucking midnight?! Why not wait until the sodding morning!

Anyway, I tried to get back to sleep and I couldn't sleep. It took me until 2am before I finally dropped off again.

Aaargghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

So today's topic is a request for you to share your stories about retarded people.