Quote Originally Posted by Spicoli View Post
I went through Sears yesterday and noticed they are pushing some of the pre torn and faded jeans too I honestly don't get that at all. Where's the effort with the youth!? I sprung for a pair of new button fly which I haven't worn in bookoo years. Fuckers are comfy!
Button flies are worse than Hitler.

I was taking a piss the other day at a place where I'm doing an internship and trying to turn it into full-time employment. I'm standing at the urinal trying to get the goddamn buttons done up and the one of the big bosses walks in. I'm sure it looked like I was just standing there tugging it.

Fuck button flies. They ruined my career.