Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

I hate getting old, this year has been the worst year of my life in terms of health and wellbeing. Whoever said life begins at 40 is a liar and needs shooting.

Teeth wobbling and in danger of falling out
Stopped football finally last week as knees cannot take the impact of twisting and turning.
Sex is only on special occasions.

To much porn action.

Maybe it is because of the porno moves I am learning and trying that I am only getting it occasionally.