Got talked into buying some skinny jeans

[Gandalf]

What's with all the button fly wearing skinny jeans gays? And I'm supposed to be the homo?

[Cressa121]

Actual skinny jeans like some of the pictures posted in this thread look ridiculous, but I've got a few pairs of slim jeans and they make me look dapper as 'owt.

If you think they're too tight around the crotch area then you could get some "carrot" jeans. They're wider around the waist and taper down around the ankles (shockingly enough, they're shaped a bit like a carrot), so they don't crush your testicles but you still get that slim look. Win-win.