Now you are older, do you regret anything?

[superheavyrhun]

I regret how last week I attempted to do the washing up and in the process smashed two plates. Not only did I smash the plates but I got a shard of plate stuck in my foot and there was lots of blood. It wasn't very nice.

Eeeeew! I thought you were married, doesn't the wife look after the domestic side of it?

Yes married, but only 3 days a week. There are no decent jobs in this city so I turfed her out to earn some money. Unfortunately it means I have to tackle the washing up and I am not very good at it.

Evidently. Based on previous stories as well, wouldn't you think that you'd be better off not being allowed close to anything that has blades, the potential to smash, sharp edges, hot surfaces or anything else that can assist you to damage yourself?

[Gandalf]

I regret how last week I attempted to do the washing up and in the process smashed two plates. Not only did I smash the plates but I got a shard of plate stuck in my foot and there was lots of blood. It wasn't very nice.

Eeeeew! I thought you were married, doesn't the wife look after the domestic side of it?

Yes married, but only 3 days a week. There are no decent jobs in this city so I turfed her out to earn some money. Unfortunately it means I have to tackle the washing up and I am not very good at it.

Evidently. Based on previous stories as well, wouldn't you think that you'd be better off not being allowed close to anything that has blades, the potential to smash, sharp edges, hot surfaces or anything else that can assist you to damage yourself?

Scarily enough that would sound like sensationalist hyperbole in describing anyone else, but in the last year alone describes all too many of the things that have happened to me. I definitely need to quieten down a little.