Overall I have been more lucky in my life than unlucky, especially considering the hard back ground I have come from and the cards that were dealt to me.
Regret :-

marriage to my first wife who was a head case, she devil, bitch slag whore who I regret not shagging her up her big fat round ass, as you can tell I have got over now.

Injuring both my knees in separate football matches in the same season which affected the level of the game I would have achieved.

Not taking the chance on a number of girls and especially being too shy of accepting to go out with the girl of my dreams when she asked me out.

Not punching a guy at school who was a cunt to me when I had the chance and instead allowed him the chance to punch me first and made my nose bleed.

Not starting my pension sooner and being more financially secure.

Looking after my teeth better and eating too much sweets and drinking too much coke.