Soaps

[Memphis]

Mate I fukin hate Eastenders, what a pile of shite that show really is !!

The only soap I watch, and this is only due to it been the time I sit down for my dinner is Emmerdale, a good old northern show, forget Corrie, eastenders etc,

Cain get's it tonight for all his carrying on someone finally nails him...... but the big questions is Who is it ??

Im going for Charity.

With you on that mate, Emmerdale is the business. Its the poor relation to the others but thats fine with me.

Laurel would deffo get it, Marlon should have bullied her into bed in a non rape way.

I dont like Eastenders but I do want to live there. Any place where you can get a part time job in a kaff and afford to run a home and spend several nights a week down the boozer is the place for me.

[Mattyhitman]

Mate I fukin hate Eastenders, what a pile of shite that show really is !!

The only soap I watch, and this is only due to it been the time I sit down for my dinner is Emmerdale, a good old northern show, forget Corrie, eastenders etc,

Cain get's it tonight for all his carrying on someone finally nails him...... but the big questions is Who is it ??

Im going for Charity.

With you on that mate, Emmerdale is the business. Its the poor relation to the others but thats fine with me.

Laurel would deffo get it, Marlon should have bullied her into bed in a non rape way.

I dont like Eastenders but I do want to live there. Any place where you can get a part time job in a kaff and afford to run a home and spend several nights a week down the boozer is the place for me.

Would love to live in that village, Emmerdale must have the most fittest birds per quota of any soap, the village is stowed out with them ! Proper shagfest village

[Memphis]

Mate I fukin hate Eastenders, what a pile of shite that show really is !!

The only soap I watch, and this is only due to it been the time I sit down for my dinner is Emmerdale, a good old northern show, forget Corrie, eastenders etc,

Cain get's it tonight for all his carrying on someone finally nails him...... but the big questions is Who is it ??

Im going for Charity.

With you on that mate, Emmerdale is the business. Its the poor relation to the others but thats fine with me.

Laurel would deffo get it, Marlon should have bullied her into bed in a non rape way.

I dont like Eastenders but I do want to live there. Any place where you can get a part time job in a kaff and afford to run a home and spend several nights a week down the boozer is the place for me.

Would love to live in that village, Emmerdale must have the most fittest birds per quota of any soap, the village is stowed out with them ! Proper shagfest village

Rank the Emmerdale tarts in order.

Obviously it goes Belle then Lisa but who's next?

They need to bring back Marilyn from Home and Away.

[Mattyhitman]

Mate I fukin hate Eastenders, what a pile of shite that show really is !!

The only soap I watch, and this is only due to it been the time I sit down for my dinner is Emmerdale, a good old northern show, forget Corrie, eastenders etc,

Cain get's it tonight for all his carrying on someone finally nails him...... but the big questions is Who is it ??

Im going for Charity.

With you on that mate, Emmerdale is the business. Its the poor relation to the others but thats fine with me.

Laurel would deffo get it, Marlon should have bullied her into bed in a non rape way.

I dont like Eastenders but I do want to live there. Any place where you can get a part time job in a kaff and afford to run a home and spend several nights a week down the boozer is the place for me.

Would love to live in that village, Emmerdale must have the most fittest birds per quota of any soap, the village is stowed out with them ! Proper shagfest village

Rank the Emmerdale tarts in order.

Obviously it goes Belle then Lisa but who's next?

They need to bring back Marilyn from Home and Away.

Chastity and Charity would get it, then Debbie to finish me off for the night

[Master]

I am going to start watching Emmerdale, you cunts should have told me about the babes in it earlier!!!!

[Mattyhitman]

I am going to start watching Emmerdale, you cunts should have told me about the babes in it earlier!!!!

This will be your new Rosie Webster mate:

[Memphis]

I am going to start watching Emmerdale, you cunts should have told me about the babes in it earlier!!!!

This will be your new Rosie Webster mate:

She is a great addition to the cast. Why the fuck did Corrine Wick lose all that weight? Her norks should have been out and proud in Emmerdale, no wonder she only lasted five minutes the daft cunt, what a waste.

[Conrad]

I am going to start watching Emmerdale, you cunts should have told me about the babes in it earlier!!!!

This will be your new Rosie Webster mate:

She is fuckin beautiful!! I think I seen her once on celebrity Family Fortunes. But if Roxanne Pallett couldn't get me to watch Emmerdale then Sophie Anderson can't either, it's an awful show. The theme tune alone makes me feel nauseous.

I used to watch Eastenders as that's the only soap that feels real but I don't bother now. Will Smith is a big fan of Eastenders apparently. I once met Reg Holdsworth and Jackie Dixon from Brookside at Butlins

Hollywood star Will Smith is desperate to land his dream role in British soap opera EastEnders | The Sun |Showbiz|Bizarre

[Mars_ax]

It may sound vain, but I prefer my 'real' life to watching the fictitious lives of others, soaps are like mental masturbation, who needs it.

[GOAT]

Quality Soap.



I could watch it over and over again...

[Andre]