Can we get a MOD in here?

[Gandalf]

Yeah, what a bastard spamming the main board like that. It's at times like these that it would be useful if Bilbo or I had a few Mod powers. We are always about. Lyle too.

I would rather die than cede Mod powers to the likes of you.

Harsh, but understandable. Actually I don't want to be a proper Mod as it would mean having to moderate myself too, but just sometimes this can happen and I just feel a bit impotent having to sit back and do nothing.

I kind of enjoy how I have accumulated so many posts and still operate outside of the establishment. It makes me feel like a maverick.