1. I am the arch satirist. I meld reality to new proportions.
2. I am smart. Other people can be smart too though. Bilbo is smart also. Some people are ridiculously smart and Chomsky is that.
3. I throw accusations around based upon what has been said before. If I ignore anything it is because I have gone to bed or am reading a book.
4. One can post what one likes, but if I think it is trolling I will call it trolling.
5. I can be mean, but that is the nature of the wizard. Sometimes I am nice, sometimes less so.