Signs that you are getting older

[pacfan]

My eyebrows are starting to grow long and turning grey. About a fifth of 'em are already grey and the longest one I pulled just recently was 1 and 3 quarters of an inch! no kiddin'.
In about ten years, I'll probably look like an old kung-fu master...
... and probably a bald one, though.

[Master]

On a similar not my nose hair is growing out of control.

[pacfan]

On a similar not my nose hair is growing out of control.

...a kung-fu master with drooping nose hairs...hmmm, let me see....
...naw, it ain't look right, get yourself a nice pair of twizzers, Master.
...don't forget some balms too...

[brocktonblockbust]

On a similar not my nose hair is growing out of control.

...a kung-fu master with drooping nose hairs...hmmm, let me see....
...naw, it ain't look right, get yourself a nice pair of twizzers, Master.
...don't forget some balms too...

you try to kneel down wherever and you bash your fuckıng shın lıke never beofre, mısjudgıng ımpacts and angles and space by that lıttle smıdgeon whıch made the dıfference ın the ınjury but dıdnt used to happen.

[brocktonblockbust]

you look around you and ıt suddenly appears so oddly clearthat 90% of all people are younger than you are.

[roberto duran legend]

You turn in to your father, and your kids have a more exciting life than you do .

[pacfan]

On a similar not my nose hair is growing out of control.

...a kung-fu master with drooping nose hairs...hmmm, let me see....
...naw, it ain't look right, get yourself a nice pair of twizzers, Master.
...don't forget some balms too...

you try to kneel down wherever and you bash your fuckıng shın lıke never beofre, mısjudgıng ımpacts and angles and space by that lıttle smıdgeon whıch made the dıfference ın the ınjury but dıdnt used to happen.

It sounded more like a drunkard than an ol' man...

[Master]

It could be both as the older you get the harder it is to take the alcohol.

[Ghost]

When you have to have a 15 year old install your new TV, due to all the new connections, remote's and on screen choices for settings.