Signs that you are getting older

[pacfan]

On a similar not my nose hair is growing out of control.

...a kung-fu master with drooping nose hairs...hmmm, let me see....
...naw, it ain't look right, get yourself a nice pair of twizzers, Master.
...don't forget some balms too...

you try to kneel down wherever and you bash your fuckıng shın lıke never beofre, mısjudgıng ımpacts and angles and space by that lıttle smıdgeon whıch made the dıfference ın the ınjury but dıdnt used to happen.

It sounded more like a drunkard than an ol' man...

[Master]

It could be both as the older you get the harder it is to take the alcohol.

[Ghost]

When you have to have a 15 year old install your new TV, due to all the new connections, remote's and on screen choices for settings.

[Master]

When they start to have only one candle on your birthday cake.

[brocktonblockbust]

When they start to have only one candle on your birthday cake.

when you cant eat bırthday cake anymore and they gıve you apple sauce.

[Dia bando]

Hair growing out of your ear's.

[brocktonblockbust]

when you gotta hold a book about 12 ınches from your face ın order to read ıt. and you wonder when the fuck THAT started to kıck ın, as you can only remember readıng a page effortlessly at a very close dıstance a few "months" back, you fırmly belıeve.

[Master]

Hair growing out of your ear's.

And ass and up the back..