So whose the Head Cheese ın the HW dıvısıon now? Lost track!

[brocktonblockbust]

Serıously ıts been a long tıme
I spun a pugılıstıc rhyme--
been sıppın' Absolut wıth lime....
ıs that such a crıme?

But now ıt ıs tıme
to stop on a dıme
and assess the utter slime
of the Heavyweıght Lıne:

OK ıt ıs done
and ıt weren't no fun,
I decıded to resume
what I prevıously was doın'

and watch Marcıano and Holmes vıdeos
and down some more vodka and spaghettıos.

[erics44]

youre shit at poems man

[superheavyrhun]

I was trying to formulate a poetic response but I can't find enough rhymes for Olubamiwo. Any ideas?

[erics44]

erm..... poo

[superheavyrhun]

The heavyweight division's a shambles,
So I'll ignore your most recent rambles,
I've checked with the jury,
The future is Fury,
But his belt's in a ditch 'neath the brambles.

We've all had enough of the Klits,
So we must look for big punching Brits,
The future's Chisora,
There is nothing surer,
He'll annihilate anything he hits.

[ruthless rocco]

there are better lunch hour fights at the high school down the street from me than there are at heavy right now.
i can get you the address if you wanna come down and watch.

[ruthless rocco]

better rhyming too...

[Dark Lord Al]

The heavyweight division's a shambles,
So I'll ignore your most recent rambles,
I've checked with the jury,
The future is Fury,
But his belt's in a ditch 'neath the brambles.

We've all had enough of the Klits,
So we must look for big punching Brits,
The future's Chisora,
There is nothing surer,
He'll annihilate anything he hits.

Rhun i think the brothers grim are great for hw boxing

[superheavyrhun]

The heavyweight division's a shambles,
So I'll ignore your most recent rambles,
I've checked with the jury,
The future is Fury,
But his belt's in a ditch 'neath the brambles.

We've all had enough of the Klits,
So we must look for big punching Brits,
The future's Chisora,
There is nothing surer,
He'll annihilate anything he hits.

Rhun i think the brothers grim are great for hw boxing

Come on Al...are you seriously suggesting I took some artistic licence by suggesting that Tyson Fury and Dereck Chisora are better than Wlad and Vitali?

[Dark Lord Al]

Im sure you are saying Fury is the next HW champ

[Dark Lord Al]

Serıously ıts been a long tıme
I spun a pugılıstıc rhyme--
been sıppın' Absolut wıth lime....
ıs that such a crıme?

But now ıt ıs tıme
to stop on a dıme
and assess the utter slime
of the Heavyweıght Lıne:

OK ıt ıs done
and ıt weren't no fun,
I decıded to resume
what I prevıously was doın'

and watch Marcıano and Holmes vıdeos
and down some more vodka and spaghettıos.

Is that all your own work ?