Go on then you two, start a poetry thread. It will serve two purposes, it will provide an arena in which to express yourselves poetically and save us all from having to read any more of your lovely compositions,

but really, if your mission
is to extricate traditions
to generate and motivate
with your rapid fire renditions

Then there is only one thing for it
and many will implore it
on bended knee with hands on eyes
your poetry makes wordsmiths die

so take it with you, set words free
and save us from the misery
if I have offended I will show repentance
just spare me from another sentence