Cruise Liner

[AdamGB]

Poor.

[Kev]

Ghengis in choosing to post that lame joke you have shown worse judgement than a Costa Concordia captain.

[Dia bando]

Was thinking about a Cruise, but I don't think I will bother put me off a bit.

[Snakey]

LOL Am going on a cruise in October and when I was checking the departure date a news website came up with the sinking cruise ship and I was like OH FUCK

[Andre]

LOL Am going on a cruise in October and when I was checking the departure date a news website came up with the sinking cruise ship and I was like OH FUCK

Last time I was in a airport terminus waiting to leave the televison had a picture of greatest aircraft disasters advertized with a plane in flames cartwheeling on fire down a runway .

[X]

Italian divers searching the stricken cruise ship have found two Glaswegians at the bar.

They've told the divers to fuck off, they're all inclusive.

[X]

I was consoling Francisco Schettino about crashing the Costa Concordia the other day.

"Don't worry mate, there's plenty more vessels in the sea and all that."

"I don't give a shit about the boat," he shouted. "No Italian's ever going to ask me to be a Captain again!"

"Fabio Capello might."