The Irony of Apple

[Beanz]

I have always hated Apple with an almost religious zeal. Mainly because my best mate is obsessed with apple and owns all their products.

He is almost as annoying as you and consequently I would sooner go without an mp3 player or tablet than buy anything that was from that awful company.

You have no idea how irritating it is therefore to learn that we are in complete agreement.

I know weird innit? we also use the same protein powder and pull/chin up bar. Both enjoy the work of Tom Waits and live in the same county.

[Kev]

I have always hated Apple with an almost religious zeal. Mainly because my best mate is obsessed with apple and owns all their products.

He is almost as annoying as you and consequently I would sooner go without an mp3 player or tablet than buy anything that was from that awful company.

You have no idea how irritating it is therefore to learn that we are in complete agreement.

I know weird innit? we also use the same protein powder and pull/chin up bar. Both enjoy the work of Tom Waits and live in the same county.

Please tell me that was a typo and you don't live in Devon

[Saddo]

Get a room

[Kev]

Get a room

How? I asked for a culture room. You said no.

[Beanz]

Get a room

If we got a room only one person would be walking out of it and he would not be the hipster.

[Kev]

Get a room

If we got a room only one person would be walking out of it and he would not be the hipster.

Are you saying that I'd throw you out?

I'm actually far more agreeable in person.

[Beanz]

Get a room

If we got a room only one person would be walking out of it and he would not be the hipster.

Are you saying that I'd throw you out?

I'm actually far more agreeable in person.

No I am saying as an agoraphobic baloney bopping short arsed 10 stone young earther you may suddenly have a change of attitude when our paths cross ( i'm on my way)

Seriously though I am sure you are a lovely chap I am surprised though that you didn't realise that I too am Devonian. I have always had the flag up above, have mentioned several times my Home city Plymouth, and even messaged you a while back to say how good it was to see westcountry legend Chris Sanigar recovering well enough from cancer to be manning the corner at the Lee Haskins prize fighter win, with Plymouth's Glyn Mitchell.

[Dia bando]

Get a room

If we got a room only one person would be walking out of it and he would not be the hipster.

Are you saying that I'd throw you out?

I'm actually far more agreeable in person.

No I am saying as an agoraphobic baloney bopping short arsed 10 stone young earther you may suddenly have a change of attitude when our paths cross ( i'm on my way)

Seriously though I am sure you are a lovely chap I am surprised though that you didn't realise that I too am Devonian. I have always had the flag up above, have mentioned several times my Home city Plymouth, and even messaged you a while back to say how good it was to see westcountry legend Chris Sanigar recovering well enough from cancer to be manning the corner at the Lee Haskins prize fighter win, with Plymouth's Glyn Mitchell.

You could be long lost Brother's.

[Kev]

Get a room

If we got a room only one person would be walking out of it and he would not be the hipster.

Are you saying that I'd throw you out?

I'm actually far more agreeable in person.

No I am saying as an agoraphobic baloney bopping short arsed 10 stone young earther you may suddenly have a change of attitude when our paths cross ( i'm on my way)

Seriously though I am sure you are a lovely chap I am surprised though that you didn't realise that I too am Devonian. I have always had the flag up above, have mentioned several times my Home city Plymouth, and even messaged you a while back to say how good it was to see westcountry legend Chris Sanigar recovering well enough from cancer to be manning the corner at the Lee Haskins prize fighter win, with Plymouth's Glyn Mitchell.

Oh God you live barely 30 miles away from me. I can see it now, it's our destiny to end up mates

Your football team is shit, enjoy the conference next year.