The Irony of Apple

[Kev]

I have always hated Apple with an almost religious zeal. Mainly because my best mate is obsessed with apple and owns all their products.

He is almost as annoying as you and consequently I would sooner go without an mp3 player or tablet than buy anything that was from that awful company.

You have no idea how irritating it is therefore to learn that we are in complete agreement.

I know weird innit? we also use the same protein powder and pull/chin up bar. Both enjoy the work of Tom Waits and live in the same county.

Please tell me that was a typo and you don't live in Devon