Why do People

[superheavyrhun]

If I knocked on their door it would be frowned upon. I'm tempted to indulge in my fantasy of opening a door with a baseball bat. I will do it.

A few years ago I moved into a new flat, and had only been there a few hours when my neighbour came round to introduce themselves.

I was in the process of breaking down an old kitchen unit, which I was doing with a baseball bat. I had also played rugby the week before, and had a nasty black eye and a few grazes on my face. When I answered the door with a bashed up face and bat in hand the look on their face was priceless!

You have always striked me as a Vinny Jones type of thug.

I can also do a tutorial on CPR...

For this you'll need a geezer who's not breathing. Here's one I prepared earlier.