Only man on earth

[Slim the BoxingManiac]

If I was the only man on earth, I'd be the biggest asshole alive.

I would treat all women like shit, and not have sex with any of them.

So there is no change there.

Precisely.

[Spicoli]

That would be like that old Star Trek episode come to life. Honestly part of me would be awaiting the inevitable lesbian uprising as so many women in need go unsatisfied...they would turn ala the zombie hoard and snuff me out for the power trip alone. Think about it.

Secondly, though I'd plant my seed it would be two fold knowing all offspring to come would be as fucked up as I am Dude it would be one big inbred cesspool

[Youngblood]

I'd imagine it to be a bit like this...