It is cold

[Master]

It is fucking cold!

Car said it was -1 this morning, but weirdly didn't have to de-ice the car.

Hate to be you scraping the ice off in the morning.

Also why is it that the colder it is the more you want a piss?

Hate to be you riding a bike in the morning!

I don't scrape anyway, I'm too lazy for that. Just spray a load of antifreeze on it, job done. Failing that some warm water.

Be careful not to crack the glass, make sure the water is mildly warm not hot.