Quote Originally Posted by Von Milash
If I was single again I'd pull more tail than I'd know what to do with.

you just have to get drunk, smile, and lie! (jk!)

seriously, get drunk and smile is good, and I recently discovered that girls LOVE it when you tell them you're a boxer and then show them how to throw the one-two.... But here's the thing...you HAVE TO, HAVE TO gently tap their cheek when they don't get their hands back up. Then they look at you like, "what the fuck did you do that for" Then you say, "you godda get your hands back up!" Do it again if you have to. Do it a few times. This gets them laughing. Then once they get it they're usually loving you by that time. See, now you're having fun together, and then you sneak in, "You're awesome! I think I love you! Marry me?!" They usually laugh and say no, not just yet, but then you say, "well, at least let's go to Forida together!" They usually go for that. If I was single that's where I'd say, well lets go out for dinner this week, then Florida next week.

And you have to try shit like put you're arm around them... you have to come across and nice, fun and easy going without being threatening. Like this, stand behing them and and reach around and show them where their hands should be. It shows non-threatening confidence and gets you close. Shit like that....

Guys, I guarantee you this works. I've had girls draped on me with this, even though they know I'm married. And these were some damn hot chicks.

Dont, dont, dont ever try that, especially in the uk!!!, you'd be locked up for domestic violence

i prefere to give girls a judo throw on a glass covered dance floor, now thats hardcore and girls will kno u can handle ur shit