I think it most uncouth and a jolly bad show when one resorts to demeaning women by objectifying them in such a way. The young ladies in question I am sure would be horrified at the thought of being trophies in an internet forum "smashing" competition. What would your mother think? Shame on you.............................................. That said I would rather entertain the young brunette lady, her lady bumps seem more manageable and her tongue piercing indicates a certain louchness that could ensure a percussive passion fest with a carefully deployed prince Albert.