- Whitney Houston to star in her new film. The Bodybag.

- There's going to be a huge line outside Whitney Hustons funeral next week... Which coincidentally is what killed her

- Amy and Whitney? Heavens gonna need more crack!

- First Amy whinehouse, now Whitney Huston... Columbia has a tough financial year ahead

- Whitney Huston dies just hours after being asked to judge on the next season of x factor... Personally I think she made the right choice

-What was Whitney Houston's worst hit? The one that killed her.

- Whitney Houston won an impressive six grammys in fourteen years. Slightly less impressive was her recent attempt at six grams in fourteen minutes.

- Media reports say that The Police were unable to revive Whitney. I always knew Sting and his mates were cunts, this proves it.

- The cause of Whitney's death is not clear, as we all know crack is white.

- Whitney Houston's life was like skiing. Once you get on the white powder its all downhill from there.

- Whitney Houston took more shots in the arm than a Norwegian Youth camp.

- What is 6 inches long and not getting blown this Valentines Day? Whitney Houston's Crack Pipe!

- How many Whitney Houstons does it take to screw in a light bulb?














...No idea, the lightbulb never made it that far.