This is my favorite subject!
I'm hoping the zombie holocaust happens, because I already have a detailed plan in place. Can't tell you what it is though because you'll all be copying me and there'll be less captive women for me to ra.., i mean, repopulate the world with.
I can tell you the first part though which is where I make my way to my pre-prepared yacht and sail out of trouble leaving you fools to fight it out with the land zombies.