Any good jokes ????

[Slim the BoxingManiac]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My wife is dying of cancer."

[Master]

A young blond woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful woman. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself, hysterically, the blond responds to the husband, “shut up….you’re next!”

[Master]

"Mommy, everynight I hear you and daddy making noise and
when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him".

His mom is taken by surprise and says.
" Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."

And the boy says, "That won't work."

His mom says, "Why?".

And the boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day
and blows him back up!"