Sick Leave

[AdamGB]

Never had one, but Missy has cracked it. I'd go in with the aim of getting sent home (not classed as calling in sick then!) and if I didn't at least I'd know I'd be able to infect which ever twats wouldn't send me home.

The last time I was seriously sick I vomited solid food through my nose (blew my nose in the bath an hour later and a fucking mushroom fell out!). I've never had a sick day and we have a skeleton staff so I didn't really want one. But I made it clear that unless I was doing nothing but sitting on my arse like a glorified receptionist wasn't coming in!

[Gandalf]

If you are genuinely sick then take your days off and feel no guilt. There is no use going in and infecting everyone else. That would be the selfish thing to do.

I never take sick days, but thankfully I have never needed to. I do all my sickness on vacation time.