Alright, Mates. This is Me.

[Andre]

Who said men can't multi task ? Tell those feminists to try and watch porn, have a wank and listen out for someone who might walk in on you all at the same time.

Multi tasking is useless most of the time. What women like to do is screw up multiple actions all at once.

Then lay the blame elsewhere
preferably on the closest man to them.

"I blame all the men in my life for my weight issues".

Yep Ronald MacDonald,Colonel Sanders and Hungry Jack.