My Irish ancestry

[superheavyrhun]

OK so a Brit, an Irishman, and a Scot are at a pub and are having a pint. The Brit notices a fly in his pint and says "Barkeep this is filthy and I will not touch this drink!"....The Irishman notices a fly in his pint, he dips his fingers in the glass and tosses out the bug and then sips his beer. The Scot notices a fly in his pint and turns beet red....his fingers tremble with rage as he picks the fly out of his beer, holds the fly up to his face and says "ALRIGHT SPIT IT OUT YA BASTARD!"


....sorry, in hindsight that seems neither funny nor has a punchline about the Irish, oh well

A Scot is a Brit.

Sorry, "an Englishman"

We have some classic "An American, A Texan and a Yank go into a bar" jokes over here, so the confusion is understandable.

[El Kabong]

OK so a Brit, an Irishman, and a Scot are at a pub and are having a pint. The Brit notices a fly in his pint and says "Barkeep this is filthy and I will not touch this drink!"....The Irishman notices a fly in his pint, he dips his fingers in the glass and tosses out the bug and then sips his beer. The Scot notices a fly in his pint and turns beet red....his fingers tremble with rage as he picks the fly out of his beer, holds the fly up to his face and says "ALRIGHT SPIT IT OUT YA BASTARD!"


....sorry, in hindsight that seems neither funny nor has a punchline about the Irish, oh well

A Scot is a Brit.

Sorry, "an Englishman"

We have some classic "An American, A Texan and a Yank go into a bar" jokes over here, so the confusion is understandable.

In my area Texans & Yankees are very different....American is kind of the catch all though.

[Master]

It is a stereotype that the Scots are drunks and very tight with their money, so good joke.

[Slim the BoxingManiac]

OK so a Brit, an Irishman, and a Scot are at a pub and are having a pint. The Brit notices a fly in his pint and says "Barkeep this is filthy and I will not touch this drink!"....The Irishman notices a fly in his pint, he dips his fingers in the glass and tosses out the bug and then sips his beer. The Scot notices a fly in his pint and turns beet red....his fingers tremble with rage as he picks the fly out of his beer, holds the fly up to his face and says "ALRIGHT SPIT IT OUT YA BASTARD!"


....sorry, in hindsight that seems neither funny nor has a punchline about the Irish, oh well

A Scot is a Brit.

Sorry, "an Englishman"

We have some classic "An American, A Texan and a Yank go into a bar" jokes over here, so the confusion is understandable.

I can't breathe, I'm laughing so hard.