Whats the rudest you've ever been to someone?

[Master]

On a football pitch I have made men cry and leave the pitch as I tell them how useless they are. Over 90 minutes I wear them down, some of them being in my own team.

Once a guy walked away saying he was going to bring his brother to beat me up. I said good, I hope he plays better football than you.

I bet you are shit at football

As shit as I am, I would still make you cry like a little girl.

Too man nasty foul mouth people, making people cry and calling other's a cunt why can't more people be like me, I no I can be a twat and a shit other than that you could call me a nice chap.

You took that line from Finito, you copycat twat.

[Dia bando]

On a football pitch I have made men cry and leave the pitch as I tell them how useless they are. Over 90 minutes I wear them down, some of them being in my own team.

Once a guy walked away saying he was going to bring his brother to beat me up. I said good, I hope he plays better football than you.

I bet you are shit at football

As shit as I am, I would still make you cry like a little girl.

Too man nasty foul mouth people, making people cry and calling other's a cunt why can't more people be like me, I no I can be a twat and a shit other than that you could call me a nice chap.

You took that line from Finito, you copycat twat.

No I'm a bigger Twat.

[BIG H]

I once called a girl a 'Dirty no good shit cunt'

She punched me in the ear and ripped out the earing that I had in the cartilage at the top of my ear.








We're all young once

[Howlin Mad Missy]

I once called a girl a 'Dirty no good shit cunt'

He punched me in the ear and ripped out the earing that I had in the cartilage at the top of my ear.








We're all young once

Hence your confusion

[BIG H]

I once called a girl a 'Dirty no good shit cunt'

He punched me in the ear and ripped out the earing that I had in the cartilage at the top of my ear.








We're all young once

Hence your confusion

Smart Arse!!

[Andre]

I once called a girl a 'Dirty no good shit cunt'

He punched me in the ear and ripped out the earing that I had in the cartilage at the top of my ear.










We're all young once

Hence your confusion

Smart Arse!!

Brick Top: [referring to Tommy] Turkish, put a lid on her.

[amat]

I was at a club (I hate clubs btw) in Monterrey with two friends and all night there were these two girls way overdressed for this club dancing about or whatever and were shooting glances. They looked really hot, nice bodies and everything. They obviously did not have any male company so I figured maybe I'd get lucky. When they came to the bar next to me while I was ordering my drink, I noticed them and after ordering my drink I told the bartender to put whatever they wanted on my tab. The bigger one answered for both of them and said "we're not interested" while the other (prettier too) one clearly looked interested. I turned to her, looked at her for a second, and said "eh, you're ugly up close anyways." I still don't know how I didn't get a drink thrown in my face at that moment. But I didn't feel unjustified, the little one wanted it from me and the taller one really wasn't very pretty up close.

[Andre]

Ok then how about being cheeky, really pushing the envelope with a big smile on your face?

I rang a mate on his mobile cause i hadnt seen or heard from him for a few months,He said "oh things have really moved on since i last saw you ": Wendy (thats his wife of years) left me for another woman and Im with a new partner and we are traveling around Australia.
I asked him what his name was His reply "You're nothing but a Cunt Linnell".