I was at a club (I hate clubs btw) in Monterrey with two friends and all night there were these two girls way overdressed for this club dancing about or whatever and were shooting glances. They looked really hot, nice bodies and everything. They obviously did not have any male company so I figured maybe I'd get lucky. When they came to the bar next to me while I was ordering my drink, I noticed them and after ordering my drink I told the bartender to put whatever they wanted on my tab. The bigger one answered for both of them and said "we're not interested" while the other (prettier too) one clearly looked interested. I turned to her, looked at her for a second, and said "eh, you're ugly up close anyways." I still don't know how I didn't get a drink thrown in my face at that moment. But I didn't feel unjustified, the little one wanted it from me and the taller one really wasn't very pretty up close.