Signs that you are getting older

[Mars_ax]

Kids, the whole lot of you....

When you start saying that then you are getting old.

Geezus Master, this thread was really popular, must be a bunch of old farts like me on the forum.

Here's another:
When it sometimes takes an extra cup of coffee or tea in the morning, to help you make your daily constitutional. (I always flush 2 or 3 times, it's a long way to the whitehouse)