Lottery Winner

[therealremi]

What type of house would you get?
At least 3 stores tall (good view) villa with balconies but otherwise ascethic. A secret emergency tunnel out of the property in the basement. I would probably hire an architect, tell him what I want and build the house from scratch.

Location of home?
Switzerland, preferably near a lake, with a reasonably large buffer zone from other people. I would consider other places but Switzerland wins mostly because of the political and economic stability, as well as gun laws and human rights laws (e.g. right to suicide) and NOT being a member of the EU.

Car?
Something cheap, ordinary, mainstream but uber safe. Really it shouldn't be my penis extension.

Wife/Woman/Partner?
Probably I wouldn't settle for a relationship, I definitely wouldn't reveal where I live and how rich I am.

Pet?
Some hens so I would have my own eggs. They would be free to stoll around the property. If I had a large enough parcel I would consider digging a deep pond and have some edible fish there. Again, it would be natural, with all the vegetation.

Job?
If I had some money left I would consider co-producing a movie about certain tragic event in the history of my nation. But expecting a profit from that would be unrealistic. If I wouldn't lose too much I would produce more awfully patriotic movies.

Hobby?
Short-term affairs with women.

Holiday?
I don't like travelling nor am I curious about other places.

Investment?
Land and government bonds, diversified, requiring minimum supervision.

Donation to charity?
No. It's expensive to provide a help that has a lasting effect.

Dream Fantasy fulfilled?
There are 2 guys I know from the internet. I would invest a considerable amount of time and money to make their lives a living hell. But everything in a legal way, so the plan would have to be elaborate instead of just having them gang banged on a regular basis by some horny gay Africans.

Gadget?
Sniper rifle, assault rifle etc.

Clothes?
Something cheap and casual so as not to distinguish myself from the crowd.

Boxing fight?
I would consider co-promoting a fight if I knew that a good fighter is being ducked.

[boozeboxer]

Even as fake rich you are boring. Just imagine if you actually won the lottery.