About the worst I've ever done is just either ignore someone or look them straight in the eyes until they look away. (I always feel guilty afterwards; it's very unChristian).
About the worst I've ever done is just either ignore someone or look them straight in the eyes until they look away. (I always feel guilty afterwards; it's very unChristian).
Thought this would of generated some funny stories specially from some of the new comers in here.![]()
Les works with me a good few years back we were out having a drink, standing by the bar he says to
the girl behind the bar, what a lovely pair of tits she said what was that Les cool as a cucumber two
pints of bitter please. Can't say it was rude but it was funny at the time mind you she did have nice
tits.![]()
On Sunday
Tart who lives downstairs from me mother let her devil dog run out the front door and it went for my son, got its jaws around his ankle but didnt bite properly, left a little red mark.
I told her if she didnt keep it under control I'd stamp on its headand if she wanted to go and get her brother (the dog belongs to him) I'd stamp on his head as well.
She cried and went indoors.
I felt bad afterwards but it was sheer luck he didnt take a lump out of his leg.
Im sure I have been ruder to someone in my life but that was the last time. I thought I was justified though.
When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough
Charley Burley
That reminds me, years ago a relative of mine had recently moved into a trailer next to him, and he had a pit bull that was a bit wild. He had no fence or leash or anything to keep him from biting anyone. Although the dog wasn't necessarily the type to just run up and bite someone without warning, he would growl and bark menacingly at strangers (in other words, he was not friendly, BY ANY MEANS).
One day he (my relative) told him "Look, if that dog bites me, I'm going to kill that dog. And if he bites one of my children, I'm going to kill YOU." The very next day, the neighbor was outside putting up a fence.
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