Audley Harrison v. John Ruiz

[The_Mac10]

Ruiz would out-stink him.

[Kev]

I can't believe a thread about John Ruiz and Audrey Harrison has managed to make it a second page.

You guys are gluttons for punishment obviously

[The Whirlwind]

Yes this is a joke, as if it were to happen it would be labelled cruel and unusual punishment
Death by hugs and procrastination

Cool click for you sir.

For my part i can only see one winner here... Ruiz.
He has the better lawyers and the bigger budget.

[SimonH]

Do you think that even the judges would be able to stay awake?

What do you think?

I think you are into some serious shit . Either S & M or R Kelly Stylee

Anyway I got to find the thread I did some 3 years back, that was a spoof career plan for Awesome Audley... I think I do him a favour with a win over Williams, followed by a controversial victory over a 55 year old 'Aussie' Joe Bugner :P

[Tito BHB]

lol now theres a fight no one would watch. . . could there be a double knock out... possibly a disqualification with an old lady getting bored of the fight and knocking them both out? mayb someone would watch if that happened lol

[Majesty]

Ruiz wins. Mr A force doesn't use his size at all.

[Tito BHB]

lol dont u mean A Farce!! haha i love that one

[Cortez The Killer]

This fight would be an absolute stand still. Did anyone see Harrison vs Guinn? I felt like an idiot for watching all 10 rounds of that thinking that something was eventually going to happen. You could Put Harrison and Ruiz at a table together and it'd have the same outcome as them in the ring. They would just sit there starring at eachother. Or at least at a table they might talk.

[Tito BHB]

man im well gutted no ones been like ahah yeh that A Farce joke rocked!! man no one appreciates my humour... = bugger

[superheavyrhun]

harrison by 60th round stoppage in a bout that leaves the viewers out for the count too!!!

For Parcel Force Harrison to force a stoppage, that would mean him throwing a punch!!!!

Does anyone remember that sketch on the fast show, i can't remember what it was, but it was something like the longsest fight where there are two guys just standing hitting each other, and time obviously drags on. This fight would make that sketch look like the battle of the bangers.

[Philly Keith]

I would buy this on PPV for $50 if it was a loser must retire match. My luck it would end up a draw.

[Lance Uppercut]

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