Lurcher crossed with a collie called Saphire (Saffi)

Got her from dogs trust. Brilliant dog, hardly ever barks, soft as shit, fast as fook and equally is thick.

Took a ball over the park once and kicked it into a goal with a net, went through the net, big hole. Saffi went looning after it, got snared up in the net, looked like the dog in Gremlins after they'd tied it to the porch with fairy lights.

She also throws herself into water any opportunity she gets. Great on nice walks out in the wilderness or at the beach, not so great walking back from the dog groomers passing a boating lake.