Bloke buys a Geordie parrot, but gets sick of it saying, 'Im from the toon
and im hard as fuck' , so he puts a Kestrel in his cage. Next morning he
finds the Kestrel dead,and the Parrot saying ' Im from the toon and im as hard as fuck'.
So the bloke puts a Golden Eagle in the cage. Next morning he finds the Eagle dead
and the Parrot with no feathers. As he looks in the cage, the Parrot says,
'Had to tek me coat off for that bastard.