Any good jokes ????

[Dia bando]

My Girlfriend was giving me a wank the other night she
had a keyring in her hand I think she's was trying to fob me off.

[Andre]

My misses asked if I was fucking her around behind her back.

I said yeah of course it was me, who'd the hell did you think it was?

[Andre]

This ventrilloquist visits a farm and says to the farmer i can talk to animals and they reply to me.

Never says the farmer.

But then the ventriloquist talks to the horse and asks if he likes the farm.

"Oh yes" says the horse "its wonderful here the farmer treats us well and there is always feed.

The farmer looks astonished.

The ventriloquist turns to the sheep and the farmer says "dont go talking to her she a fucking liar!'

[Dia bando]

My friend was telling me his son is a cage fighter his record
was 3 wins I asked who was his opposition he said 2 budges and 1 canary.

[Master]

My friend was telling me his son is a cage fighter his record
was 3 wins I asked who was his opposition he said 2 budges and 1 canary.

Is your son the Geordie Parrot?