This ventrilloquist visits a farm and says to the farmer i can talk to animals and they reply to me.

Never says the farmer.

But then the ventriloquist talks to the horse and asks if he likes the farm.

"Oh yes" says the horse "its wonderful here the farmer treats us well and there is always feed.

The farmer looks astonished.

The ventriloquist turns to the sheep and the farmer says "dont go talking to her she a fucking liar!'