Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

When you can remember, whilst watching a TV programme, the right hand corner of the screen would have a small black and white stripe box, which would indicate that there would be adverts showing.

When you can remember only having 3 terrestrial television channels. And in your case @Master were probably well made up when channel 4 popped up with red triangle films

I stayed up all night watching those crap films from Norway just to see any beaver.

Those were the days

When the film Porkies was considered porn.