Any good jokes ????

[roberto duran legend]

The F.A. have announced that any Everton player found
man marking Andy Carroll in the F.A.cup semi final
will be booked for time wasting.

[Master]

The F.A. have announced that any Everton player found
man marking Andy Carroll in the F.A.cup semi final
will be booked for time wasting.

They have also told Arsenal not to waste time entering for the next few year until they have paid up their mortgage.

[roberto duran legend]

The F.A. have announced that any Everton player found
man marking Andy Carroll in the F.A.cup semi final
will be booked for time wasting.

They have also told Arsenal not to waste time entering for the next few year until they have paid up their mortgage.

LOL now how did i know i would get a reply from you mate .

[roberto duran legend]

I cant stand people who think they are worse off than everyone else ...
My mate Mick is brilliant. He had a accident where he lost his voice
and both legs. Does he make a song and dance about it ? Does he fuck .

[El Kabong]

I cant stand people who think they are worse off than everyone else ...
My mate Mick is brilliant. He had a accident where he lost his voice
and both legs. Does he make a song and dance about it ? Does he fuck .

....the title of the thread is any GOOD jokes

[roberto duran legend]

Yes mate i noticed, i have to say your jokes are classics by the way.

[Master]

A door to door salesman knocks on a door.
A boy about eight years old answers, dressed in stockings and suspenders, with a fat cigar in one hand and a large glass of red wine in the other.

"Is your mum in, son?" says the salesman,

The boy replies, "Does it f-in look like it?"