Man and women driving through the countryside late at night 30 years ago........
They run out of petrol and the car comes to a halt in the middle of the wood,so the man tells his wife to lock the doors and stay put while he goes looking for help.
He's gone for over an hour and the woman is starting to get worried and pretty scared by this point so she turns on the radio for some company.
The radio crackles into a late night news flash about an escaped lunatic who is roaming the immediate area and killing everyone who gets in his way by DECAPITATION ........
The woman sh*ts herself and starts to get really scared now and turns the radio off pronto.
The husband is still missing as the 2nd hour passes and the woman is starting to panic and scream at the slightest noise (even small woodland creatures on their toes sound like footsteps to her by this point

Suddenly she hears movement and 3 loud thuds above her and realises that someone is on the car roof.
She screams like a Smashup lover and shouts at whatever it is to leave her alone and go away.
Suddenly the noises and thuding stops and when she's calmed down she unlocks and slowly opens the door....
THUD... the noises start again and as she turns round an escaped lunatic is smashing her husbands severed head onto the car roof and laughing like a madman...
He then kills her
The End