Do you root for Tiger Woods?

**boozeboxer** · 04-09-2012 06:31 PM

I always questioned who would like him enough to buy his t-shirts, hats, etc. and I have ran into some of his fans that I genuinely disliked....but I think that would be a safe assumption with any golfer.

**Fenster** · 04-09-2012 10:37 PM

When my money is on him.

The shit cunt just killed me at The Masters. There was no way on earth he could possibly finish outside the top 6 given his current form and overall record at the event. I will not be eating for weeks. Fact.

**Fenster** · 04-09-2012 10:42 PM

The balls and equipment is superior to 20 years ago but the courses are much LONGER

**superheavyrhun** · 04-09-2012 10:59 PM

Originally Posted by Fenster

When my money is on him.

The shit cunt just killed me at The Masters. There was no way on earth he could possibly finish outside the top 6 given his current form and overall record at the event. I will not be eating for weeks. Fact.

You could do with losing a pound or two. No great loss.

**Fenster** · 04-09-2012 11:40 PM

Originally Posted by superheavyrhun

Originally Posted by Fenster

When my money is on him.

The shit cunt just killed me at The Masters. There was no way on earth he could possibly finish outside the top 6 given his current form and overall record at the event. I will not be eating for weeks. Fact.

You could do with losing a pound or two. No great loss.

I wish that was true Rhun... unfortunately I was born to be skint and born to be thin.

**superheavyrhun** · 04-10-2012 12:05 AM

Originally Posted by Fenster

Originally Posted by superheavyrhun

Originally Posted by Fenster

When my money is on him.

The shit cunt just killed me at The Masters. There was no way on earth he could possibly finish outside the top 6 given his current form and overall record at the event. I will not be eating for weeks. Fact.

You could do with losing a pound or two. No great loss.

I wish that was true Rhun... unfortunately I was born to be skint and born to be thin.

Sorry dude....I only manage to succeed at one of those...and it ain't being thin.

**Andre** · 04-10-2012 09:09 AM

My good jokes are all wasted in the joke thread, so heres the best golf one.

A bloke starts playing golf before work each morning.
He meets a female golfer and they play a round before work and get along real well.
A few months pass as they play and chat each morning and she ends up giving him a head job and sending him off to work.

One day after they had finished the chick said I have a confession to make to you.
Im actually a transvestite. The bloke turned to him and said 'Oh you dirty rotten bastard, you've been teeing off from the womens tee the whole time!"