Do you root for Tiger Woods?

[Fenster]

When my money is on him.

The shit cunt just killed me at The Masters. There was no way on earth he could possibly finish outside the top 6 given his current form and overall record at the event. I will not be eating for weeks. Fact.

You could do with losing a pound or two. No great loss.

I wish that was true Rhun... unfortunately I was born to be skint and born to be thin.

[superheavyrhun]

When my money is on him.

The shit cunt just killed me at The Masters. There was no way on earth he could possibly finish outside the top 6 given his current form and overall record at the event. I will not be eating for weeks. Fact.

You could do with losing a pound or two. No great loss.

I wish that was true Rhun... unfortunately I was born to be skint and born to be thin.

Sorry dude....I only manage to succeed at one of those...and it ain't being thin.

[Andre]

My good jokes are all wasted in the joke thread, so heres the best golf one.

A bloke starts playing golf before work each morning.
He meets a female golfer and they play a round before work and get along real well.
A few months pass as they play and chat each morning and she ends up giving him a head job and sending him off to work.

One day after they had finished the chick said I have a confession to make to you.
Im actually a transvestite. The bloke turned to him and said 'Oh you dirty rotten bastard, you've been teeing off from the womens tee the whole time!"